Wednesday, January 26, 2011

15 Facts- Little Known Or Otherwise

1.  I love saying eat shit and die.  I don't know why.  It's funny.  I mean really, would there be a more awful way to die?   Not only must you eat shit, but die afterwards.  How about skipping the eating shit part and just die?  I think I would prefer that. 

Uses:  For people/things that piss me off. 

Example:  Worked sucked today.  I wish it would eat shit and die.
Example:  That bitch just took my parking spot.  She should eat shit and die.

There are many uses and I enjoy them all.

2.  I'm afraid of the dark.  I always sleep with a light or the tv on.  I'm not exactly certain of what I'm afraid of, however.  Just darkness in general, I suppose. 

3.  Why can't I think of anything about myself?  Am I really that boring?

4.  I enjoy learning new things about a wide variety of subjects.  Well, except economics and politics and other lame topics I can't think of right now.

5.  I like to spoil people I care about and there's nothing I wouldn't do for them. 

6.  I'm a hopeless romantic, but hide it well.

7.  I HATE baby carrots.  The thought of them infuriates me.  DISGUSTING.  Just try to give me one... I may slap you.

8.  I have situational anxiety.  Please don't ask me to park in your driveway.  I can't explain it... certain things just freak me out.  Very irrational, I know.  I ran out of Ativan, so please be gentle.

9.  I'm very detail oriented.  If I tell you a story, I'll probably include what I wore that day, what I ate and anything else UNRELATED to the actual happenings of the story.

10. I hate cleaning, but when I do, I'm a maniac and everything has to be perfect.

11. I wish I knew more French.

12. I'd like to take a photography class.  But I'd have to take an Ativan first. 

13. I want a garden with lots of veggies.  I especially want potatoes so I can dig them up from the soil.  Why does that sound like sooooo much fun? 

14. I just want to enjoy the beauty in life- be close to nature and people.  I want to take the time to enjoy beautiful things in general and be thankful for them.  

15. I will learn how to crochet and/or knit one day.  And Laura isn't going to be the teacher because she yells at me and calls me dumb :(               

BONUS FACT
16. I really like to hug and cuddle.  I'm super affectionate.

5 comments:

  1. But you should really park in my driveway next time...
    oh yeah.. you're pretty super cute.. you forgot to add that in there.
    ... and that you're a good kisser. :)
    The end.

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  2. Regarding #11: I know I like French Fries and French Toast. Does that count?

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  3. @ Al Nooooo. I'm already well versed in french fries and/or toast. The language is what I'm mainly interested in.

    @ Anonymous Ohhhh dear...

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  4. Darn! Or, as they say in French, "Le darn!"

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  5. when i was in high school we did south pacific, and the character i played only spoke french and i always get this line stuck in my head "je parle francais, un peu" :P whyyyy can't i speak french??!! (especially since i still have your goddamn rosetta stone!!!!)
    also, i would totally dig up potatoes with you. #1) one of my fav foods. #2) i love gardening. just don't make me pick tomatoes.
    also, i love you.

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