We were seated at a table. The tables were high, so they provided bar stools to sit on while we ate and watched the show. While I was sitting there, I suddenly became uncomfortable. My back was exposed because my shirt kept riding up. Mind you, I was wearing my "winter" coat also (an appropriate winter coat, PP). I'm not the type of girl who enjoys her ass crack to show, nor do I think it's sexy or cute. So, I kept pulling the back of my shirt down.
After several attempts at trying to pull my shirt down and failing. I discovered something... I ran my hand across my back and made a shocking discovery. I swear to God, this would only happen to me.
Secondly, WTF???!!! I have no idea when this rip occurred. I can't imagine I put it on ripped to shit... but then again, I was in a rush... but it's not like it's a teeny tiny tear, the whole back of the shirt is ripped to shreds!! We rode BART into the city and I wasn't attacked on the way by a homeless guy, nor was I in a bar fight. I didn't get caught on anything- there was no tugging... plus I was wearing my winter coat the whole time. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???!!!!
There is absolutely no explanation. I'm leaning towards the theory that I put it on ripped. This is reason #1,000,000 why I am truly an asshole.