I can't explain my love affair with peanut butter. It's not as intense as my love and admiration for Diet Coke, but it comes close. Before I proceed, let's get a few things straight.
- I will only eat Skippy Naturals. It doesn't have any partially hydrogenated oils in it. I'm just healthy like that, bitches.
- If you try and give me creamy, I will straight up stab you. I've tried creamy and it's disgusting. I will only eat crunchy.
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As previously discussed, I often wake up in the middle of the night and eat-- almost always it's peanut butter. I'll grab a spoon and dig in. It's so satisfying and delicious. Usually, I'll have 2 heaping spoonfuls and wash it down with a Diet Coke. Do you know how many calories are in peanut butter? A lot. I told myself that I wouldn't buy more, as it would be a lot nicer to my waistline. I was ok with the breakup until I went to Target today. The shit was on sale for $1.83 a jar. Seriously, how can I refuse? They are practically giving the shit away. So I bought 2 jars (which I have yet to open). My sister called me a weirdo, but I didn't care. I told her if I'm so weird she can't have any.
I'm not sharing my peanut butter with assholes.
The End.
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