Monday, October 11, 2010

Sexy Halloween Costumes



So, I was going to be Lady Gaga for Halloween until my sister stated the obvious, "you know EVERYONE is going to be her".  Yeah, I know.  And I didn't care.  I wanted to be her anyways.  But with lack of imagination and time, I decided to be something else.  My sister suggested Alice in Wonderland.  Awesome, I already have blonde hair- so that totally works.  I was excited and cleverly said to my sis "ooooh I can get a black headband".  Clearly she wasn't in a good mood and replied sarcastically "yeah well that's a good idea since she wears a black headband".  Well, fuck you, sister.  Geez.

Anyways, so I was looking at costumes online.  God forbid I get my ass up and go to the Halloween store.  Which, I may add, I probably will go-- but it's Sunday night, bitches and shit isn't open.  So, I'm browsing different websites and they all share a common bond-- all of the adult women costumes are "SEXY".  Ohh here we go.  I even found a "sexy" Minnie Mouse and "sexy" Daisy Duck.  Jesus Christ.  Are you kidding me?
Sexy Pink Minnie Mouse Adult Costume




 And let me reiterate that this costume is an "an officially licensed Mickey Mouse Clubhouse costume".  First of all, I don't find Minnie Mouse particularly sexy, nor do I find Mickey sexy.  These characters are icons, mainly depicting happiness, innocence, and childhood.  Why do they need to add "sexy"?  Call me crazy but this shit isn't sexy.  Creepy.

Moving along... here's another "sexy" costume I found...

Ms. Krueger Naughty Nightmare Adult Costume

If I recall, Freddy was a crazed, homicidal killer who would NOT let you sleep.  If you did happen to fall asleep, you were screwed.  Good luck trying to wake back up, bitches.  I highly doubt there was a Ms. Krueger.  Not to be mean but he was disgusting- mean and ugly.  I'm fairly certain he didn't have a sexy counterpart.  Would she be sexy and naughty if she had 4th degree burn scars?  Probably not.

In conclusion, I have discovered that women's costumes can be made into "sexy" or "naughty" no matter what the subject matter is.  I actually think it's quite funny and ridiculous.  I'll probably end up being a semi-sexy Alice in Wonderland.  But hey, Halloween is the one day out of the year where you can be someone else... so why not?  You just won't catch me being a sexy Minnie Mouse--- just plain creepy.  I wonder what kind of creeps that would attract... 


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