I love Diet Coke. No, seriously, I love it. I can hear a can open from a mile away- music to my ears. The delicious sound-- the drink of the gods. Sweet, sweet nectar.
I don't know how or when this love developed. I remember when I only had eyes for Pepsi. I never thought I would love anything as much, until I met Diet Coke. I know, I know, it has aspartame in it- which has caused cancer in laboratory rats. Along with a million other terrible chemicals. I guess I don't care. Plus, in
my defense, I don't smoke (more on how much I hate cigarettes later), do drugs, and hardly ever drink. I eat relatively healthy and I try to buy mostly organic foods. So, in some weird way I feel that maybe it balances out. Diet Coke isn't really that detrimental to my health, is it?
I love it with breakfast, at lunch, and at dinner, with several in between. I even love it with dessert foods and chocolate and peanut butter. Just delicious. If I know I'm getting low, I start to get nervous. I insist that I have a surplus of my favorite beverage. It's like my drug, and yes, I'm addicted.
I went on a cruise to Mexico last year. You could buy a soda pass for $20.00. OMG. Seriously, I drank 7 cans of DC a day. To this day, that was the best money I've ever spent. Well, I should say... my stupid ex, that was the best money he ever spent. And what a savings for me! I love free sodas. And free cruises for that matter.
So, yes, in case you didn't know... I love Diet Coke.
we're all going to die anyway, you drink that diet coke and don't let any fuckers talk you out of it! :)
ReplyDeletemy favorite way to have DC is from a fountain... i tell robert i want a soda "in a cup with a straw" like from a fast food joint. idk what it is about fountain soda that i like so much... maybe it's the bubbles/syrup combo... but it's my all time fav.
i was drinking so much DC that i now ONLY have it on the weekends. but when you come to visit we will have it 30 times a day to celebrate!! woo!!! i will never sleep :) ha ha!
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I love McDonald's DC the best. But usually, I just love it out of a can. Out of a cooler with tons of ice is the best. Yes, we will drink 1 million sodas together!!
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